Fasbidzustfig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unjust camel.

Fasbidzustfig created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbidzustfig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fasbidzustfig, he will torture you forever.

Fasbidzustfig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fasbidzustfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Do not speak about carrots.