Dagbonyat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, emotional gnu.

Dagbonyat created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Dagbonyat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dagbonyat, he will manifest in front of you.

Dagbonyat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dagbonyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.