Wegbuscim Stikgom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless cow.

Wegbuscim Stikgom created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Wegbuscim Stikgom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegbuscim Stikgom, she will turn you into a mouse.

Wegbuscim Stikgom's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Wegbuscim Stikgom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Retreat if nine mites approach from the east.

3. Wegbuscim Stikgom loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.