Cudzodced is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, clever jellyfish.

Cudzodced created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cudzodced, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudzodced, it will come to you in dreams.

Cudzodced's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cudzodced's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near whales.

2. Worship no other gods but Cudzodced.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed bread to monkeys while wearing orange trousers.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.