Yarfiglad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, smart duck.

Yarfiglad created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yarfiglad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yarfiglad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yarfiglad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yarfiglad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarfiglad.

5. You must pray to Yarfiglad six times a day.