Pibwittan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, effective tortoise.

Pibwittan created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibwittan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pibwittan, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pibwittan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pibwittan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.