Karkikgab Ditfubkab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest crane.

Karkikgab Ditfubkab created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karkikgab Ditfubkab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Karkikgab Ditfubkab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Karkikgab Ditfubkab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Karkikgab Ditfubkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.