Ominhancub Dapveennarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, strong wyrm.

Ominhancub Dapveennarl created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Ominhancub Dapveennarl, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ominhancub Dapveennarl, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ominhancub Dapveennarl's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ominhancub Dapveennarl's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ominhancub Dapveennarl nine times a day.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Never look in ponds.