Wotfodpog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured mongoose.

Wotfodpog created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotfodpog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wotfodpog, it will torture you forever.

Wotfodpog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wotfodpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple kilts.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about amino acids.