Legbellfig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, egotistical finch.

Legbellfig created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Legbellfig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legbellfig, she will be very sad.

Legbellfig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Legbellfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Hide from yellow monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.