Nulrutyog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing otter.

Nulrutyog created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulrutyog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nulrutyog, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nulrutyog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nulrutyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never wear cyan coats.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Always look after injured geese.