Zimfigliksakpang is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous weasel.

Zimfigliksakpang created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimfigliksakpang, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zimfigliksakpang, she will turn you into a rat.

Zimfigliksakpang's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Zimfigliksakpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never sit near voles.

5. Never run in the presence of sheep.