Logrilyimpop is a god.

It takes the form of a large, grumpy finch.

Logrilyimpop created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logrilyimpop, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Logrilyimpop, it will turn you into a tree.

Logrilyimpop's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Logrilyimpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Put Logrilyimpop first in all things.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. You must pray to Logrilyimpop five times a day.