Farncadtongom Pag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, happy centipede.

Farncadtongom Pag created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farncadtongom Pag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Farncadtongom Pag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Farncadtongom Pag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Farncadtongom Pag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Farncadtongom Pag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Never write about galaxies.