Flablitfob is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing meerkat.

Flablitfob created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Flablitfob, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flablitfob, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flablitfob's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Flablitfob's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five pigs approach from the north.

2. Put Flablitfob first in all things.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.