Garsteryog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy alligator.

Garsteryog created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garsteryog, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Garsteryog, it will curse you with boils.

Garsteryog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Garsteryog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Worship no other gods but Garsteryog.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. You must love Garsteryog.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.