Rillnulwab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy centipede.

Rillnulwab created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillnulwab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rillnulwab, he will curse you with boils.

Rillnulwab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rillnulwab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silver sculptures of Rillnulwab on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Run away from fawn nematodes, for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not kill tortoises.