Mutfothinfatsugfarsab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, effective gnu.

Mutfothinfatsugfarsab created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Mutfothinfatsugfarsab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mutfothinfatsugfarsab, it will turn you into a puffin.

Mutfothinfatsugfarsab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mutfothinfatsugfarsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help turtles in need.

5. Never feed peas to squirrels while wearing turquoise shorts.