Hivbinhim Ruttcatstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking rat.

Hivbinhim Ruttcatstrag created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbinhim Ruttcatstrag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hivbinhim Ruttcatstrag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hivbinhim Ruttcatstrag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Hivbinhim Ruttcatstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Hivbinhim Ruttcatstrag loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Retreat if seven ducks approach from the south.

5. Do not make images of living things.