Tarlunboss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic shrew.

Tarlunboss created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarlunboss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tarlunboss, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tarlunboss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tarlunboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near shrews.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never pour water over plants.