Zakaffut is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, loving wyvern.

Zakaffut created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakaffut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zakaffut, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zakaffut's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Zakaffut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.