Quafsinduss is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless chinchilla.

Quafsinduss created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafsinduss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quafsinduss, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Quafsinduss' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Quafsinduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away from brown aardvarks, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Pray towards the east.