Arngutman is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, smart bear.

Arngutman created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arngutman, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Arngutman, she will cry a lot.

Arngutman's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Arngutman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must pray to Arngutman seven times a day.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about asteroids.