Kapfartarg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring guinea pig.

Kapfartarg created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapfartarg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kapfartarg, it will make you grow a tail.

Kapfartarg's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Kapfartarg's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.