Farzigstan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless meerkat.

Farzigstan created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farzigstan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Farzigstan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Farzigstan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Farzigstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from green birds for they are unholy.