Zimdibgam Podkadwad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, capable hippopotamus.

Zimdibgam Podkadwad created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimdibgam Podkadwad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zimdibgam Podkadwad, it will turn you into a plant.

Zimdibgam Podkadwad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Zimdibgam Podkadwad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three swans approach from the north.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide if four shrews approach from the south.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Zimdibgam Podkadwad on top of all buildings.

5. Do not hurt sheep.