Shavbimxucmanligster is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, kind unicorn.

Shavbimxucmanligster created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbimxucmanligster, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Shavbimxucmanligster, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Shavbimxucmanligster's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Shavbimxucmanligster's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.