Din is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, almighty dragon.

Din created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Din, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Din, it will destroy your favourite star.

Din's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Din's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never laugh near seals.