Watmegnilkamgess is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking wasp.

Watmegnilkamgess created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watmegnilkamgess, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Watmegnilkamgess, it will not care.

Watmegnilkamgess' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Watmegnilkamgess' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Watmegnilkamgess.

2. Hide if five cats approach from the west.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never paint your hands gray.