Bonktikspag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, competent wyvern.

Bonktikspag created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonktikspag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bonktikspag, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bonktikspag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bonktikspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bonktikspag.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.