Ligman is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, wise skunk.

Ligman created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ligman, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ligman, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ligman's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Ligman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not sing in public.