Bastlistlam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent goat.

Bastlistlam created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastlistlam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bastlistlam, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bastlistlam's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bastlistlam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Hide if three squirrels approach from the west.

4. Retreat if five capybaras approach from the north.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.