Madruttraggub Larghak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful crane.

Madruttraggub Larghak created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madruttraggub Larghak, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Madruttraggub Larghak, she will destroy your favourite star.

Madruttraggub Larghak's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Madruttraggub Larghak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet kilts.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Madruttraggub Larghak on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never go into purple rooms.