Lunkomyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful crocodile.

Lunkomyarl created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunkomyarl, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lunkomyarl, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Lunkomyarl's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Lunkomyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. You must pray to Lunkomyarl eight times a day.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.