Cid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous lobster.

Cid created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Cid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not shave your chest.