Hotbotveg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, flying bear.

Hotbotveg created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotbotveg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hotbotveg, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hotbotveg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hotbotveg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Hotbotveg on top of important buildings.

5. Never sit near squirrels.