Getbenyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless beaver.

Getbenyarl created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getbenyarl, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getbenyarl, it will turn you into a frog.

Getbenyarl's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Getbenyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Never sit near foxes.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.