Sigcubpib is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, stupid chicken.

Sigcubpib created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigcubpib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sigcubpib, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sigcubpib's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sigcubpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never paint your hands indigo.

4. Never feed cucumbers to mites while wearing magenta scarves.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.