Hombodfub Mobteensab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident troll.

Hombodfub Mobteensab created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hombodfub Mobteensab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hombodfub Mobteensab, he will turn you into a puffin.

Hombodfub Mobteensab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hombodfub Mobteensab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help mites.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.