Sagmitmip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong squirrel.

Sagmitmip created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagmitmip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sagmitmip, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sagmitmip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sagmitmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must pray to Sagmitmip five times a day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.