Rignelltimsak is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, merciful troll.

Rignelltimsak created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Rignelltimsak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rignelltimsak, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rignelltimsak's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Rignelltimsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. You must love Rignelltimsak.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.