Pombesscip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, emotional fish.

Pombesscip created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pombesscip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pombesscip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pombesscip's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pombesscip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.