Limcubzod Stikfumgen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying swallow.

Limcubzod Stikfumgen created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Limcubzod Stikfumgen, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Limcubzod Stikfumgen, he will turn you into a rock.

Limcubzod Stikfumgen's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Limcubzod Stikfumgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must pray to Limcubzod Stikfumgen three times a day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Hide if six ducks approach from the east.