Getjandotlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical frog.

Getjandotlarn created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getjandotlarn, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Getjandotlarn, she will turn you into a snail.

Getjandotlarn's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Getjandotlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Put Getjandotlarn first in all things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Always obey Getjandotlarn's priests.
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