Fidflaghub is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical wasp.

Fidflaghub created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fidflaghub, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fidflaghub, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fidflaghub's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fidflaghub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Hide if nine eagles approach from the east.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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