Hadjambed is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-confident hare.

Hadjambed created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadjambed, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hadjambed, she will turn you into a tree.

Hadjambed's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hadjambed's Holy Commandments

1. Hadjambed loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Never feed garlic to turtles while wearing black kilts.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.