Rulflapfagdab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional chicken.

Rulflapfagdab created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulflapfagdab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rulflapfagdab, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rulflapfagdab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rulflapfagdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Rulflapfagdab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.