Xenkiptad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fast squid.

Xenkiptad created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenkiptad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xenkiptad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Xenkiptad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Xenkiptad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not hurt eagles.
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