Damgoftiphonloop Fonrigtin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous lion.

Damgoftiphonloop Fonrigtin created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damgoftiphonloop Fonrigtin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Damgoftiphonloop Fonrigtin, it will remove you from existence.

Damgoftiphonloop Fonrigtin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Damgoftiphonloop Fonrigtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs yellow.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Hide if five squirrels approach from the north.