Tenflymut Litjanpop Mobbedwig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient skunk.

Tenflymut Litjanpop Mobbedwig created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenflymut Litjanpop Mobbedwig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tenflymut Litjanpop Mobbedwig, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tenflymut Litjanpop Mobbedwig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tenflymut Litjanpop Mobbedwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Hide if three sharks approach from the south.

3. Never paint your arms orange.

4. Tenflymut Litjanpop Mobbedwig loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Always help sick capybaras.